This dispels my ennui

[seriousfic]

It's like the last Sherlock Holmes movie, only if Lara Croft were the hero, she wore a foofy hat, and had a French accent. Normally, this is the part where I'd say "so, much better than the last Sherlock Holmes movie," but hey, you've gotta give it up for Robert Downey Jr. These days, if someone tried to take half the drugs he's done, we'd have either a celebrity death or Lindsey Lohan. But the guy just keeps trucking!

In summary, French Lara Croft fights dinosaurs and mummies. Damnit, France, you're totally cutting into America's marketshare. What's next, a remake of a movie that doesn't need to be remade, but in 3D?

Comments

[fanaticreader.livejournal.com]

Am I a perv cause I noticed the very quick boob shot and then rewound it just to freeze on it?

:D

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

No, I asked around and those are some sweet-ass tit-tays.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I love you for bringing this trailer into my world. I've never really seen a French period adventure piece with a female protagonist before but I want to now!

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

I'm already planning a Mummy crossover where Adele and her foofy hat prove Evelyn is a very naughty librarian indeed.

[mcity.livejournal.com]

I was sold at the adorable false moustache.

[firelarc.livejournal.com]

Do you know when this movie might come out? It looks like it would be great as long as it had subtitles. Either that or I learned french.