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Speedy Gonzalez movie to be made, have George Lopez, be politically correct. Yeah, that'll be great.

Older audience: Hey, Speedy Gonzalez, I loved those cartoons! I'll take my kids to go see that!

George Lopez: And it's not racist like it used to be!

Older audience: ...Speedy Gonzalez isn't racist.

George Lopez: Yes, he is. But not anymore!

Older audience: Why are you making a movie about a character you think is racist?

George Lopez: So that you'll want to kill yourself even more as you witness the abomination we've created in the name of providing kids with imagination-free, merchandise-driven crapfests!

Young audience: We'll pretty much eat up anything so long as you can fill a two minute trailer with talking animals, dated pop culture references, and CGI.

Date: 2010-02-24 08:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] box-in-the-box.livejournal.com
Naw, dude.

For that to be equivalent, it'd be Dane Cook.

Of course, now that you mention it, John Leguizamo could ALMOST redeem something like this, if they just let him go all-out fuck-the-all-ages-approved rating.

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