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seriousficSo very NSFW.
Someone PMed me this trailer (I think I may be acquiring a reputation) and now I pass it on to you, the consumer. This seems like one of those trailers that gives away the entire plot, which I can sum up thusly.
Plot: LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS air guitar LESBIANS
Also, nudity. Spoiler!
On the other hand, this thing is so graphic, what with the bumping and the grinding and the licking and the... other-licking, that I wonder what they had to save for the movie.
INT. APARTMENT - NIGHT
Girl 1 is dressed up as a sandworm, girl 2 has on a Fremen bikini and is riding her.
GIRL 2: The spice must flow!
Still better than that Avatar sex scene.
Not at all speaking of which, hey, are you one of those comic books fans who are tired of grim and gritty and want entertainment that's light and fun? Try a kung-fu movie. Since the special effects are pretty much just two guys whaling on each other, they age very well. I watched Drunken Master and good god is it fun, particularly one scene.
Jackie Chan plays Wong-Fei "Freddy" Hung (!), who starts off the movie as something of a jerk with a heart of gold. He'll harass people, but only if they rip off street vendors or have disgusting facial hair. So he and his buddies are chillaxing when they see a pretty girl. Jackie gets fresh with her, tricking her into kissing him on the cheek and planting a snake on the ground to make her jump into his arms (ah, the fabled Dennis the Menace seduction technique). The girl's mom sees this and is like "Not. On." So Jackie says "She was asking for it! Stupid bitch!" (ouch. And you thought Rush Hour 3 was the least cool thing Jackie Chan had ever done). So the mother decides to impart feminism on him... with kung-fu.
Someone PMed me this trailer (I think I may be acquiring a reputation) and now I pass it on to you, the consumer. This seems like one of those trailers that gives away the entire plot, which I can sum up thusly.
Plot: LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS LESBIANS air guitar LESBIANS
Also, nudity. Spoiler!
On the other hand, this thing is so graphic, what with the bumping and the grinding and the licking and the... other-licking, that I wonder what they had to save for the movie.
INT. APARTMENT - NIGHT
Girl 1 is dressed up as a sandworm, girl 2 has on a Fremen bikini and is riding her.
GIRL 2: The spice must flow!
Still better than that Avatar sex scene.
Not at all speaking of which, hey, are you one of those comic books fans who are tired of grim and gritty and want entertainment that's light and fun? Try a kung-fu movie. Since the special effects are pretty much just two guys whaling on each other, they age very well. I watched Drunken Master and good god is it fun, particularly one scene.
Jackie Chan plays Wong-Fei "Freddy" Hung (!), who starts off the movie as something of a jerk with a heart of gold. He'll harass people, but only if they rip off street vendors or have disgusting facial hair. So he and his buddies are chillaxing when they see a pretty girl. Jackie gets fresh with her, tricking her into kissing him on the cheek and planting a snake on the ground to make her jump into his arms (ah, the fabled Dennis the Menace seduction technique). The girl's mom sees this and is like "Not. On." So Jackie says "She was asking for it! Stupid bitch!" (ouch. And you thought Rush Hour 3 was the least cool thing Jackie Chan had ever done). So the mother decides to impart feminism on him... with kung-fu.
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Date: 2010-01-21 08:05 pm (UTC)Girl 1 is dressed up as a sandworm, girl 2 has on a Fremen bikini and is riding her.
GIRL 2: The spice must flow!
I will become a Hollywood screenwriter/director just to make this scene happen. By god, I'll make it happen if it kills me.
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Date: 2010-01-22 12:02 am (UTC)Try this for size!
Date: 2010-01-22 08:16 am (UTC)Then try this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejM7ZCEzs5A
You will need a lot of booze to make sense of the plot of the second movie, but it's worth it!
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Date: 2010-01-22 04:10 pm (UTC)Naked air guitar? BRB DYING OF LAUGHTER.
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Date: 2010-01-24 12:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-31 10:53 pm (UTC)