At work

[seriousfic]

We have a giant Alice In Wonderland cardboard standee showing all the film's cast. As I walked out the door this afternoon, I noticed two teenage girls rubbing the picture of Johnny Depp. I tell you what, that fucker has it made.

Also, one of the mall-goers took "shop til you drop" a bit too literally, and had to be taken out on a stretcher. As the paramedics carried her out, my co-worker said that she looked hot. I said "Dude, she's, like, in a coma." Does that make me the trope-namer?

I must begin to consider the audience of Alvin & The Chipmunks: The Squeakuel, a compelling argument in favor of abortion.

In better news, I brought delicious treats for the whole crew (which took the edge off being ten minutes later) and there was some lady randomly carrying around a puppy. Puppy!

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[mcity.livejournal.com]

Would you believe that just this afternoon I said that Tim Burton had finally created a Johnny Depp that couldn't be fangirled, and she said she'd still be all over him?

Then again, his most popular character is a syphilitic pirate with an inner-ear problem and an unusual devotion to his hat.

>I must begin to consider the audience of Alvin & The Chipmunks: The Squeakuel, a compelling argument in favor of abortion.

Here, maybe this PvP arc will help.