And now, classic moments from Metal Gear Solid

[seriousfic]

He then rushed back to the women's washroom and pushed open the door. Meryl Silverburgh stood in front of him with a FAMAS aimed at his head. What surprised Snake more was the fact that she had stripped off her uniform and was dressed only in a bra and panties. The sight nearly took his breath away.

"Don't move!" she spat.

Snake froze and then slowly raised his hands. "Take it easy."

"That's not why I'm aiming this at you."

"Then why are you?"

"Because men aren't allowed in here, pervert." She held the stance for a couple more seconds and then laughed. She put down her weapon and said, "That's the second time I've had the jump on the legendary Solid Snake."

"You know, there's no way you can pass as a man for long. I had no idea you were so... feminine."

"This is no time to try to hit on me, Snake."

"You're the one in your underwear."

She laughed. "Besides, it's a waste of time. When I joined up, they gave me psychotherapy to destroy my interest in men."

--Metal Gear Solid: The official novel of the thrilling Konami video game created by Hideo Kojima, written by Raymond Benson

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Just FYI - the only way I'd actually read this thing is if we have a Solid Snake/Liquid Snake hatesex scene XD