Random shit to celebrate me FINALLY having a Cara/Kahlan porn bunny

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This is pretty much the ultimate guy gift. It's a pillow shaped like a horse's head. It's a Tauntaun sleeping bag for men who've known the touch of a woman.



I'ma let you finish, but Bonnie Tyler had the best music video of all time. OF ALL TIME! (I'm serious, it has fucking ninjas in it.)

Man's long-lost dad is Charles Manson. There's bottom and then there's rock bottom and then there's finding out your dad, who was Charles Manson, raped your mom at a drug-orgy. That's the point where your life has become a Sue Sylvester line.

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[chocolator.livejournal.com]

Mcity, I was _just_ about to post that video. A friend introduced me to it a month ago. It still makes me laugh whenever I think about it.