Legend of the Seeker 2x04 - Touched
Nov. 28th, 2009 08:49 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
seriousficYay Flynn is gone! Never liked that guy. He actually got some good lines this episode, but then, when you introduce a character stealing from concentration camp victims, the only way to go is up. In other news…
ZOMG! Legend of the Seeker did Twilight! And it was all about how obsessive love kinda sucks and individuality rocks. Is there nothing this series can’t do?
Kahlan: “Once you see the advantages of being a Confessor, the disadvantages won’t seem so bad.” She’s talking about hair and boobs, right?
Cheesiness quotient: When Richard gets mind-wiped, Kahlan gets a Big No AND a slow-motion “RICHARD!” as she runs to save him. CHEPIC ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED.
I love how devoted (in a good way) Kahlan is to Richard. She’s like the Wesley to his Fred.
Kahlan: We can’t let the Confessors die out! We must put saving the world on hold to save the last Confessor.
Richard: Confessed!
Annabelle: Uh… we’re cool, right?
Kahlan: Sure, there’s no reason we can’t be—FUCK YOUR FACE WITH MY DAGGER!
Cara giving Kahlan a Mord’Sith hickey. You just know that’s going in Cara’s spank bank. And I think I know what![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
thrace_’s entry will be in the next femslash kink meme.
Cara heaved Kahlan around like a caveman drags a woman to his hut. I’M NOT SAYING I’M JUST SAYING>
Kahlan: Stop rubbing my ass with your hand!
Cara: Stop rubbing my hand with your ass.
Kahlan: That doesn’t even make sense.
Cara: Shh, get into character, we’re at the Sorcerer’s. Hail and well met, good sir, can I interest you in a Confessor? I know you’ve tried Brand-X Confessor, but this is a Mother Confessor! And notice how gropeable the boobs are! *honk*
Kahlan: Grr…
Sorcerer: Is that a metal bra?
Wondering how they knew Richard would get Kahlan pregnant in one go? (Or would they have to keep him Kahlan’s love slave until it took?Poor Richard.) Obviously, Richard has the Semen of Truth. They never stop seeking.
I won’t lie, I actually had a smutbunny from the promo of Richard being confessed. You know the way, Kahlan is upset, noob!Confessor is all “chillax. Richard, help Kahlan chillax.” Thus, dub-con.
Kahlan: No, don’t take your shirt off! No, don’t take it off slowly! Well, now that it’s off, don’t put it back on!
The words “no,” “we,” and “mustn’t” would’ve been involved.
But no sooner have I come up with the idea of Richard being Confessor-pimped out to Kahlan than the show GOES THERE. WITH A COMMERCIAL BREAK. Bases, they were rounded. Kahlan, just for the record, even if you don’t want to turn him into a daddy without giving him a chance to work out the pre-nup, there are some other things you could get up. You know, without the main event? OH WAIT, I THINK YOU DID. I’m just saying, you never know how long a commercial break can take in the Midlands.
Richard: A part of me wishes you had gone through with it.
Kahlan: A part of me too.
KAHLAN, THAT IS LADY PARTS YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT, KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS GIRL.
ZOMG! Legend of the Seeker did Twilight! And it was all about how obsessive love kinda sucks and individuality rocks. Is there nothing this series can’t do?
Kahlan: “Once you see the advantages of being a Confessor, the disadvantages won’t seem so bad.” She’s talking about hair and boobs, right?
Cheesiness quotient: When Richard gets mind-wiped, Kahlan gets a Big No AND a slow-motion “RICHARD!” as she runs to save him. CHEPIC ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED.
I love how devoted (in a good way) Kahlan is to Richard. She’s like the Wesley to his Fred.
Kahlan: We can’t let the Confessors die out! We must put saving the world on hold to save the last Confessor.
Richard: Confessed!
Annabelle: Uh… we’re cool, right?
Kahlan: Sure, there’s no reason we can’t be—FUCK YOUR FACE WITH MY DAGGER!
Cara giving Kahlan a Mord’Sith hickey. You just know that’s going in Cara’s spank bank. And I think I know what
thrace_’s entry will be in the next femslash kink meme.Cara heaved Kahlan around like a caveman drags a woman to his hut. I’M NOT SAYING I’M JUST SAYING>
Kahlan: Stop rubbing my ass with your hand!
Cara: Stop rubbing my hand with your ass.
Kahlan: That doesn’t even make sense.
Cara: Shh, get into character, we’re at the Sorcerer’s. Hail and well met, good sir, can I interest you in a Confessor? I know you’ve tried Brand-X Confessor, but this is a Mother Confessor! And notice how gropeable the boobs are! *honk*
Kahlan: Grr…
Sorcerer: Is that a metal bra?
Wondering how they knew Richard would get Kahlan pregnant in one go? (Or would they have to keep him Kahlan’s love slave until it took?
I won’t lie, I actually had a smutbunny from the promo of Richard being confessed. You know the way, Kahlan is upset, noob!Confessor is all “chillax. Richard, help Kahlan chillax.” Thus, dub-con.
Kahlan: No, don’t take your shirt off! No, don’t take it off slowly! Well, now that it’s off, don’t put it back on!
The words “no,” “we,” and “mustn’t” would’ve been involved.
But no sooner have I come up with the idea of Richard being Confessor-pimped out to Kahlan than the show GOES THERE. WITH A COMMERCIAL BREAK. Bases, they were rounded. Kahlan, just for the record, even if you don’t want to turn him into a daddy without giving him a chance to work out the pre-nup, there are some other things you could get up. You know, without the main event? OH WAIT, I THINK YOU DID. I’m just saying, you never know how long a commercial break can take in the Midlands.
Richard: A part of me wishes you had gone through with it.
Kahlan: A part of me too.
KAHLAN, THAT IS LADY PARTS YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT, KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS GIRL.
![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
no subject
Date: 2009-11-29 06:00 am (UTC)SHUT UP. I KNOW I'M PREDICTABLE. BUT GODDAMN, LOOK AT CARA AND KAHLAN, YOU MOTHERFUCKER. I AM TRYING TO CAPS LOCK THIS CAPS LOCK. LOOK AT THEM, FOR GOD'S SAKE.
Caps lock CAPS LOCK?
Date: 2009-11-29 06:12 am (UTC)HOLY SHIT, LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKING CONFESSOR AND THIS HOTASS MORD'SITH BITCH. RICHARD IS FUCKING AWOL, NO FUCKING PROBLEMO. THEY'LL JUST BITCH UP AND TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS THEMSELVES, JUST LIKE IN BED. YOU LIMP-DICK MOTHERFUCKERS COULDN'T EVEN HANDLE THAT SHIT, SO YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO ROLL UP WITH SOME RICHARD/KAHLAN. YOU'D NEED, LIKE, TWENTY RICHARDS TO EQUAL A CARA, AND THEY'D HAVE TO HAVE THEIR SHIRTS OFF. SHIT! BET YOU PUSSIES THOUGHT THAT CARA KNOCKED KAHLAN OUT AFTER THAT SCENE CUT AWAY. NUH-UH, FUCKSHIT, SHE JUST PUT KAHLAN'S PAIN RESISTANCE TO THE TEST. TWO AGIELS, NO LUBE. YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT KAHLAN LIKED IT. WHY DO YOU THINK SHE DIDN'T GO FOR RICHARD? BECAUSE SHE WAS ALL FUCKED OUT AND MORD'SITHS DON'T LEAVE ROOM FOR SECONDS. YOU AND RICHARD CAN PLAY WITH YOUR ORB WHILE THAT SHIT GOES DOWN.
Now get on AIM, let's run some shit. :)
no subject
Date: 2009-11-29 06:22 am (UTC)She’s talking about hair and boobs, right?
She has to be. Both were featured most excellently this episode. Crying!Kahlan (with highlighted lip scar) is ridiculously attractive.
Kahlan: Sure, there’s no reason we can’t be—FUCK YOUR FACE WITH MY DAGGER!
LMAO! *falls on the floor with laughter*
Cara giving Kahlan a Mord’Sith hickey. You just know that’s going in Cara’s spank bank.
Heh. The look on Cara's face right before the commercial break makes me think this is one hundred percent true. It was totally, "Oh yeah, baby. Just like that" face. Also, I thank you for the mental image of Cara spanking it, because ... UNF!
Kahlan: Stop rubbing my ass with your hand!
Cara: Stop rubbing my hand with your ass.
Oh god, this exchange is now canon for me! I just love the idea of Cara having roaming hands for the whole walk to the cave of doom. I can even picture just the smirk she'd have on her face the whole time.
KAHLAN, THAT IS LADY PARTS YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT, KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS GIRL.
lol!
Aw, Kahlan looked so happy and was really Butchy McFabulous with her, "Kahlan tops, bitches!" flip-a-roo on Richy Poo. Poor thing wants everything in her pants nao, but she can't because of her morals. Cara was probably watching for the bushes and was just livid that they didn't give her more material for the spank bank.
no subject
Date: 2009-11-29 06:46 am (UTC)I have actually come up with a fairly exhaustive bit of canon for Kore to have Bridget Regan's lip scar. Lip scars are the new eye scars!
Also, I thank you for the mental image of Cara spanking it, because ... UNF!
Why else would Cara be traveling with a couple of Lawful Good types? "Yeah, serve the Lord Rahl, whatever... as long as he doesn't button his shirt and she bathes in public, I'm sticking with these two."
I can even picture just the smirk she'd have on her face the whole time.
Cara was probably watching for the bushes and was just livid that they didn't give her more material for the spank bank.
One of these days she's just going to be like "Okay, I'm fucking one of you and the other gets to watch. Happy?" Because Mord'Sith get shit done.