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*Angelina Jolie at 19. Exactly what it says on the tin. Remember all those Hollywood actresses who talk about how shy and nerdy they were as students, and they couldn't even talk to boys?



You know that movie The Boys From Brazil, where Neo-Nazis make clones of Hitler and then manipulate events so the clones grow up as close to Hitler's life as possible so they end up almost-exact duplicates of Hitler? We should do that, only with Angelina Jolie. Tell me the world wouldn't be a better place with fifteen Angelina Jolies running around. One of them could have a Russian accent, one of them could have an English accent, and so on. It'd be like the Green Arrows of the World, only better in literally every single way. Of course, we could also use a few more Guillermo del Toros making movies, but that idea isn't nearly as sexy.

*Legend of the Seeker character posters. If you're Gay for Kahlan and then become Gay for Cara, does it wrap around and make you straight again?

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[iteari.livejournal.com]

"Remember all those Hollywood actresses who talk about how shy and nerdy they were as students, and they couldn't even talk to boys?

Yeah, I think Jolie actually said an interview she was one those girls that was too busy scaring the student body with her knife collection. That little tidbit was what I found the,hottest about her. So yeah, I'm behind the whole let's clone Jolie-and-maybe-del-Toro idea.

I'm really curious about the Legend of Seeker series. Should I read the books first, or just watch the show. I'm hoping for the latter. I really don't like Goodkind.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Trust me, just watch the show. It keeps the canon bisexuals and jettisons just about everything else.

[iteari.livejournal.com]

Heh. Good to know. I'll be sure to keep watch for it. Kahlan is too hot to deny.