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seriousfic*Angelina Jolie at 19. Exactly what it says on the tin. Remember all those Hollywood actresses who talk about how shy and nerdy they were as students, and they couldn't even talk to boys?
You know that movie The Boys From Brazil, where Neo-Nazis make clones of Hitler and then manipulate events so the clones grow up as close to Hitler's life as possible so they end up almost-exact duplicates of Hitler? We should do that, only with Angelina Jolie. Tell me the world wouldn't be a better place with fifteen Angelina Jolies running around. One of them could have a Russian accent, one of them could have an English accent, and so on. It'd be like the Green Arrows of the World, only better in literally every single way. Of course, we could also use a few more Guillermo del Toros making movies, but that idea isn't nearly as sexy.
*Legend of the Seeker character posters. If you're Gay for Kahlan and then become Gay for Cara, does it wrap around and make you straight again?
You know that movie The Boys From Brazil, where Neo-Nazis make clones of Hitler and then manipulate events so the clones grow up as close to Hitler's life as possible so they end up almost-exact duplicates of Hitler? We should do that, only with Angelina Jolie. Tell me the world wouldn't be a better place with fifteen Angelina Jolies running around. One of them could have a Russian accent, one of them could have an English accent, and so on. It'd be like the Green Arrows of the World, only better in literally every single way. Of course, we could also use a few more Guillermo del Toros making movies, but that idea isn't nearly as sexy.
*Legend of the Seeker character posters. If you're Gay for Kahlan and then become Gay for Cara, does it wrap around and make you straight again?
