OMGOMGOMG!

[seriousfic]

So, guess who liked my fic!?

fembuck: This may be one of the hottest things I have ever read, ever. In fact the only thing I can think of with a equal level of hottness is your Emma/Rachel story from last week.



Let's celebrate! With Photoshop! Crappy Photoshop! And Leighton Meester (now it's a party)!



Pop quiz, hotshot: Blake Lively is

A. A Confessor
B. A Seeker of Truth
C. A war wizard.
D. Viking.

In other news...

Rachel McAdams cast in Spider-Man 4? Before we go any further (and before you click that link!), take a second to ponder what role she plays? Are they recasting Mary-Jane? Gwen Stacy? Introducing Jill Stacy? Deb Whitman? A young Aunt May?

No, Black Cat. SRSLY. Now, I know she's an actress and she can perform differently then she did in The Time Traveler's Wife... and The Notebook... and The Family Stone... but still, how long would it take you to get from "Rachel McAdams playing a Spider-Man character" to "Black Cat"? She just seems a little too... sweet.

Although now that I think about it, Black Cat is a pretty hard role to cast. It seems easy to just slap in the last Maxim cover girl, but that got us Jessica Alba as Sue Storm and Halle Berry as Original Storm (yes, because when we think quiet dignity and goddess-like regalness, don't we all think of Halle Berry?). So Elisha Cuthbert is out. Hey, as long as you're not being blackmailed by Margaret Cho, pretty much any actress you come up with is going to look good in a catsuit, so why not make it a good one?

Then I thought Megan Fox -- because everyone wants Angelina Jolie for Catwoman, and Black Cat is a younger, trampier version of Catwoman dot dot dot... look, this is just the way my brain works, it's medical. But no, even though the press tourage would be 90% more interesting than listening to Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst harp on how Peter Parker is growing as a character, I guess not.

Maybe Eliza Dushku? Sure, it's type-casting, but sweetie, we all saw Dollhouse, and really, type-casting is not the worst thing that could happen to you.

Then I thought Mila Kunis. Sold (you'll just have to imagine the crappy Photoshop job to give her white hair and a leather catsuit).

You can have that one for free, Raimi. Just let Richard and Kahlan get together. THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH BUT THEY CAN'T BE TOGETHER!!! WHY MUST FATE BE SO CRUEL!?

Comments

[crazedwolf.livejournal.com]

If only Christina Aguilera could act...because, dammit, I think she would make a good Black Cat. ;_;

..Doesn't help that her song "Keeps Gettin' Better" screams Felicia at me. (Lyric wise I mean~)

[(Anonymous)]

I randomly saw this and had to comment, Rachel McAdams also played head bitch Regina George in Mean Girls, which is a step away from her romantic movie roles so she could probably pull catgirl off.

[tempest819.livejournal.com]

Maybe Eliza Dushku? Sure, it's type-casting, but sweetie, we all saw Dollhouse, and really, type-casting is not the worst thing that could happen to you.

ROTFL!!! Werd!

[rocaw.livejournal.com]

I can actually see McAdams pulling it off (she's not always sweet, think Mean Girls), but Mila Kunis is an interesting choice... So the Black Cat is definitely in Spider-Man 4??? *is excited*

On a side note, not everybody wants Angelina Jolie. *coughJenniferConnellycough*

[joehundredaire.livejournal.com]

I dunno, though... who has the breasts (or at least the raw material to allow for sufficient stuffing of the costume while still presenting credible cleavage) to pull off a decent Black Cat? Look at her comic depictions. You need a full C minimum, preferably a D or DD as STARTING material. In this modern age of 'diet till we look like Skeletor's illegitimate daughters' beauty, casting someone who truly looks the role is probably going to be nigh impossible. S'why we'll never see Kara Zor-L in a DC movie.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

You mean Karen Starr? Because I don't think finding an actress who looks like this...



Would be much of a problem :(

[joehundredaire.livejournal.com]

No, I mean her:

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Nothing is impossible when you follow your heart!



Once again, Diora Baird saves the day.

[joehundredaire.livejournal.com]

So, not to go off topic too far, but are you gonna do a sequel to that Jennifer-the-demonic-herm story? Cuz that was hilarious and sexy all in one fic...

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Uh, maybe. I guess I'll have to poll the ol' f-list. Maybe they can help me find my sense of shame.

[joehundredaire.livejournal.com]

That Harley/Ivy one was hot too. Inspired my sister and her owner to steal one of my characters and run off to make this.

http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pic-58030.html

Err, not work-safe, as obvious from the link.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Aww, shucks, it's not like I invented tentacle porn or anything. I'm not even Japanese.

[joehundredaire.livejournal.com]

LOL!

Oh hey, if you're taking suggestions for those regular polls of yours...
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pic-45402.html
...anything with pink kryptonite is made of win. Whether or not it's forged into a sex toy at the time.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Power Girl used to be a Bird of Prey. I'm not sure pink Kryptonite would be effective on her. Unless forged into a sex toy, which is the great equalizer.

[joehundredaire.livejournal.com]

In the immortal words of Requiem for a Dream... ass to ass? ^_^

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

In the immortal words of Dolly Parton... "I'm more than just a big pair of breasts. I've got a great ass too!"

[joehundredaire.livejournal.com]

O_O

Okay, Power Girl, girl of your choice, pink kryptonite double dildo, and the line "I'm more than just a big pair of breasts. I've got a great ass too!". On your mark, get set, go! jk

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Add it to the DC Kink Meme, see what happens. ;)

[joehundredaire.livejournal.com]

Where do I go to cast my vote?

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Here. I'll open a poll in the morning-ish.