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Bad news: It was a movie she thought I'd like. I am really that much of a nerd.

So I get up this morning and my alarm clock hadn't gone off. This happened.

Clock: 11:00

Me: That can't be right, I'm supposed to be at work at 11:00.

Clock: You're right, it's not right. 11:01.

Me: ...you know, other people are late to work because they were out all night drinking and having wild sex.

Clock: 11:02.

Me: It took a minute to say that?

So I get in to work, no shower, no breakfast, no nothing. I can only imagine what the line of people (!) at the box office think as they see a blur with bedhead rush by, then two minutes later the box office opens. By the way, guys? It's November. Why are you watching A Christmas Carol? We don't even have it in 3D!

Then, no kidding, this happens.

Woman: (indicating someone in a stroller) Do we have to pay for shim?

Me: How old is she?

W: It's a boy and he has cerebral palsy.

Then I slipped on a banana peel to round out the cliched shenanigans. I swear, I'm the comic relief in someone else's Hero's Journey. Fucking monomyth...

Date: 2009-11-08 05:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greyandgold.livejournal.com
You are so the Hero - not the hapless comic relief.

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