Poor kitty...
Oct. 16th, 2009 07:41 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
seriousficSo I got home from work and I found that my cat is having problems.
I don't know if he got into a fight or someone shot him with a BB gun, but he was at least okay enough to wipe that pizza sauce-looking gash off on my pantleg while I was petting him, so...
Anyway, look at this fucking face.
That's what 50 Cent looked like after he got shot, only more hardcore. Oh, other animal or kid with BB gun, you better hope the cat killed you in the heat of battle. Because if not? Shit is real. I'm not talking about me. Pumpkin will hunt you down. Look at him. He's fucking zen. He's a zen fucking samurai. Five days, tops, I'm going to find a dead wolverine dropped on my doormat and Pumpkin licking his paw like it ain't no thang. And that's what's up.
I don't know if he got into a fight or someone shot him with a BB gun, but he was at least okay enough to wipe that pizza sauce-looking gash off on my pantleg while I was petting him, so...
Anyway, look at this fucking face.
That's what 50 Cent looked like after he got shot, only more hardcore. Oh, other animal or kid with BB gun, you better hope the cat killed you in the heat of battle. Because if not? Shit is real. I'm not talking about me. Pumpkin will hunt you down. Look at him. He's fucking zen. He's a zen fucking samurai. Five days, tops, I'm going to find a dead wolverine dropped on my doormat and Pumpkin licking his paw like it ain't no thang. And that's what's up.
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Date: 2009-10-17 05:41 am (UTC)I hope he'll be okay.
Also, is it common for comic book nerds to have an orange tabby named Pumpkin? I think I might be missing something.
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Date: 2009-10-17 05:54 am (UTC)I'm a mystery wrapped in an enigma who owns a kitty.