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So I've finished eating pizza (with garlic sauce for the crusts, since I missed out on the buffalo wings) and the dog comes over to me.

Me: Hey Toby, you wanna jump up on the couch to get petted?

Dog: *takes cup of ranch dressing, sets it down on the floor without spilling a drop*

Dog: OM NOM NOM NOM.

Me: ...well-played.

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Date: 2009-09-13 08:06 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
You could say that your dog his...AWESOMESAUCE!
*Lurker hides under her desk, afraid the pun-police is coming for her*

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