Look at this fucking picture!

[seriousfic]

Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

It's, like, the Schrodinger's Box of femslash. Is it more GHEY than HOT or more HOT than GHEY? Somehow, it manages to be comprised of both 100% GHEY and 100% HOT on a quantum level.

Also, Rachel Nichols, would you please leave some studliness for the rest of us? I'm pretty sure they're filming a new James Bond movie soon and Daniel Craig's going to need some of that.

ETA:



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I don't know if anyone here's been following khase_fan09's extremely important work chronicling the gay adventures of Rachel Nichols and Sienna Miller, but I feel like I'm watching a falling-in-love montage from My Fair Lady or something. They're all holding hands and going shopping and Rachel is holding an umbrella for Sienna. And somewhere Henry Higgins is singing "Why can't a woman be more like a man?" and Rachel Nichols is just like "YO" and he's just "Fuck'n goddamn, y'all!"

Rachel: *gazes lovingly*

Sienna: For me to be a villain, black leather, weapons of mass destruction strapped to every... area of my body...

Rachel: *grins knowingly*

Sienna: That was quite a fun thing to do.

OH I SEE WHAT U DID THAR.

Comments

[box-in-the-box.livejournal.com]

God Sienna Miller is fug.

Why can't Rachel Nichols have lesbian subtext with a more attractive and/or talented actress than Sienna?

Sienna was so bad as the Baroness that I honestly longed to see Sarah Palin in the role instead.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

We all know that in thirty years, you'll be fapping away to Sienna Miller like Pygmalion to his statue. And that's an awful lot, if you don't know your Greek myth.

[box-in-the-box.livejournal.com]

Not unless she starts eating meals regularly. Her smile looks like an inverted coat-hanger. No thank you.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

I protest that there are entire worlds of oral sex going on there.

[box-in-the-box.livejournal.com]

Bleah. And I say this without even reacting to her Jimmy Smits eyes in this photo.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

It worries me that your first reaction to a picture of an attractive woman is to think of Jimmy Smits.

[fembuck.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry to disrupt this thread for this, but ... LOL!

[(Anonymous)]

You are talking to the guy who pays people to draw pictures of Spider-man with a micropenis being cuckolded by Mary Jane

[derawr.livejournal.com]

Judging by those pictures of her in the white dress, she is either very cold...or very hot.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Rachel is a German name. It means 'she whose bosoms defy gravity'.

[tamburlaine.livejournal.com]

I want to marry that nipple.

[http://users.livejournal.com/thrace_/]

I said GODDAMN, SIR.

The_Lurker

[(Anonymous)]

My thoughts:
Pic 1: OMG Scott/Barda with Scott turned into a chick! And he looks so happy about it too! LOL
Pic 2: The 2 guys in the background are all "HELL YEAH!!!" The 2 girls we see are so turned on by this and want to join in. As for Sienna and Rachel...KNEE...CROTCH...BOOBS...TOUCHING... i'll be in my bunk.
Pic 3: Awww! So it's not just lust between them after all. Romance, heart and flowers here we come LOL
Or as i like to call this pic: Go down on me. NOW!

Re: The_Lurker

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Why would Scott mind? He looks FABULOUS!

[solitarysputnik.livejournal.com]

Sweet mary mother of nipples!
You could cut glass with those things.

[suspiciouslens.livejournal.com]

Rachel Nichols is quite ridiculously attractive in that first picture, her expression is so sultry it even manages to distract (some) of the time from her divine nipple. Just how tall is she? And khase_fan09 seems to have correctly assessed her legs as miles long!

That second photo though. That's just... wow! The first is 100% GHEY and simultaneously 100% HOT, but that second photo. Her leg is parting Sienna Miller's and she is enjoying it. Clearly at least 200% GHEY and over 150% HOT. Wow!

(Also, those photos aren't particularly flattering of Sienna Miller, but in the video at the end she fantastically hot. As soon as she's able to direct that smile at someone...)