Paranoia

[seriousfic]

I think I'm becoming the guru of comic book femslash.

Comments

[shanejayell.livejournal.com]

*worships*

All hail the femslash guru!

[lilpocketninja.livejournal.com]

Teach us your ways, so that we too may reach sexvana!

[derawr.livejournal.com]

...is that a bad thing?

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

What if my disciplines don't appreciate Scott/Barda!?

[scottyquick.livejournal.com]

What makes ya say that?

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

I seem to be getting friended by an awful lot of newbie comics femslashers lately.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm organizing a newbie pilgrimage to femslash Mecca- ie. the bush outside your house. Hope that's okay!

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

...that's not a bush.

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