Kurt Russell as Han Solo

[seriousfic]

JIZZED IN MY PANTS.

You know, one of the rumors back in the days when Indiana Jones IV was just a pipe dream like a fourth John Romero zombie movie or an Alien vs. Predator movie or a third Terminator movie or... (God, that's so fucking depressing)... was that Indy would have a brother, possibly evil. I think Kurt Russell would've been excellent in that regard. In fact, anything other than suggesting Shia LeBeouf shares DNA with Sean Connery and Harrison Ford would've been excellent, but SNAKE PLISKEN AS INDY'S BROTHER? I think I just crapped the Internet's pants.

Anyway, I would suggest this in a Star Wars context, but according to the Expanded Universe, Han Solo REALLY DOES have an evil brother. Who looks like Harrison Ford with a beard. Still better than Truce at Bakura, though.