Better Off Ted: It's like Dilbert, but with... It's like Dilbert

[seriousfic]

We all love sitcoms. Whether it be Scrubs' proving of the law of diminishing returns, the Big Bang Theory's thesis that if a beautiful woman moved next door to a bunch of nerds there'd be constant social interaction, or How I Met Your Mother's... Alyson Hannigan, we all love to laugh, and mocking poorly written smutfic and conservative ideology just isn't enough. With that in mind, I'd like to introduce you to Better Off Ted.

It's well-executed, if kind of what you'd expect -- cynical skewering of Corporate America that was old-hat around the Clinton Administration, a narrator who talks to the camera and has UST with a pretty but boring love interest, a precocious child who acts as her father's erstwhile moral compass, and Portia de Rossi (who thankfully helped me tell her apart from Isabelle Rossellini by being gay).

Portia de Rossi plays Veronica, a ruthless corporate raider with a heart of gold SEX-HAIR. She disdains smalltalk, sees feelings as an inconvenience, and satisfies her lusts by faking (badly) vulnerability and nervousness to get men into bed. Errr, on top of desk. Basically, think Emma Frost with Aspergers. It's okay, I can make that joke, Aspergers isn't real. Stupid kids are, though. (I'm allowed to make that joke because I have that kind of Aspergers that's indistinguishable from being a nerd. You know the one.)

And you'd better believe Emma Frost/Veronica is the gender-swap universe's version of Bruce/Tony!



You a lucky woman, Ellen. You treat her right.

Comments

[potatoko.livejournal.com]

Hey, I don't think that Love Interest (okay I can't remember her name and that is a bad sign but bare with me) isn't all that dull. I mean, she steals stuff! And writes children's books about toasters and Zebras! And while part of that is the writers desperately trying to make her interesting, I don't think they entirely fail. I mean, she's no Veronica, but one penis can't handle all that personality.

Why does that sound familiar?

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Re: Why does that sound familiar?

[potatoko.livejournal.com]

lol. A fair point made with XKCD: a fatal combination. I withdraw my argument!

Re: Why does that sound familiar?

[potatoko.livejournal.com]

Hey, after episode 4, it kind of feels like Veronica/Ted could happen! Well, I'ma ship it anyway; it'd be awesome. Mind you, maybe I shouldn't- my ships always sink . . .