DAMNIT!!!

[seriousfic]

I saw this at Wookiepedia and naturally thought that Madmartigan might be part of the Star Wars universe. I'm not saying he would be a Jedi or anything (that'd be Willow Ufgood) but he could at least have a vibroblade or a Sith sword or a Jedi katana.

And Sorsa would be a Dark Jedi who turned to the Light Side because of the sheer fucking awesome of Val Kilmer. DAMNIT!!!1