MARRY, SHAG, THROW OFF A CLIFF MEME
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thrace_: 1) Comment this and I will give you 3 people.
2) Post this meme with your answers.
3) Provide pictures and the names of 3 people.
4) Label which you would marry, shag, and throw off a cliff.
Thrace gave me Big Barda, Wonder Woman/Diana, Koriand'r. She drives a hard choice. After all, these are three very marriageable young women, a fact which forms the basis of my upcoming book.
Don't get smart with Barda, Mr. Darcy. She don't need your shit.
SHAG: Wonder Woman.
C'mon. You don't cliff Diana and I'm sure I don't have to explain why she's a Shag. In fact, I'm guessing most of you are wondering why she's not a Marry. Simple. Diana would make a great wife, but the fact remains that she's married to her work. It's what we love about her, but it makes for a bad relationship. When other couples are watching the sunrise and making Belgian waffles, Wondy is out making a speech about deforestation. Marriage ends with us screaming on the patio about our kids. No thanks.
On the other hand, Diana would be awesome for casual sex buddies shenanigans, as my fanon has this as her preferred choice of relationships. She takes you in her invisible jet down to somewhere in Norway, educates your ass about some cool local custom, cries her eyes out with you at a heartbreaking foreign film you never in a million years' would've heard of, then wild monkey sex. That's a weekend you can treasure.
MARRY: Koriand'r.
I'm courting controversy with this one. After all, she does seem to have a tendency for her husbands (and planets) to die on her. However, Kory seems to treat superheroing in a much more casual way than Diana, one more conductive to a relationship. She'll save the world from nine to five, then come home to watch HBO with you. And, yes, her relationship with Dick tended toward fail, but that's because of Dick living up to his namesake. I wouldn't have that problem.
Kory: I killed three drug dealers in an altercation. It was them or me.
Dick: Kory, how could you!? All human life is sacred! You must adapt to Earth customs if you're going to live here!
***
Kory: I killed three drug dealers in an altercation. It was them or me.
Me: That sounds exhausting. Want a back-rub?
So, emotionally supportive bisexual nymphomaniac alien with no nudity taboo for the win.
CLIFF: Barda.
Hear me out, hear me out! I see it going down like this...
Barda: I fell off a cliff today.
Scott: Oh... you didn't land on anyone, did you!?
Barda: No.
Scott: Oh. Whew.
C'mon, there are some couples you just don't break up. Plus, that Mega-Rod is kind of intimidating.
thrace_: 1) Comment this and I will give you 3 people.2) Post this meme with your answers.
3) Provide pictures and the names of 3 people.
4) Label which you would marry, shag, and throw off a cliff.
Thrace gave me Big Barda, Wonder Woman/Diana, Koriand'r. She drives a hard choice. After all, these are three very marriageable young women, a fact which forms the basis of my upcoming book.
Don't get smart with Barda, Mr. Darcy. She don't need your shit.
SHAG: Wonder Woman.
C'mon. You don't cliff Diana and I'm sure I don't have to explain why she's a Shag. In fact, I'm guessing most of you are wondering why she's not a Marry. Simple. Diana would make a great wife, but the fact remains that she's married to her work. It's what we love about her, but it makes for a bad relationship. When other couples are watching the sunrise and making Belgian waffles, Wondy is out making a speech about deforestation. Marriage ends with us screaming on the patio about our kids. No thanks.
On the other hand, Diana would be awesome for casual sex buddies shenanigans, as my fanon has this as her preferred choice of relationships. She takes you in her invisible jet down to somewhere in Norway, educates your ass about some cool local custom, cries her eyes out with you at a heartbreaking foreign film you never in a million years' would've heard of, then wild monkey sex. That's a weekend you can treasure.
MARRY: Koriand'r.
I'm courting controversy with this one. After all, she does seem to have a tendency for her husbands (and planets) to die on her. However, Kory seems to treat superheroing in a much more casual way than Diana, one more conductive to a relationship. She'll save the world from nine to five, then come home to watch HBO with you. And, yes, her relationship with Dick tended toward fail, but that's because of Dick living up to his namesake. I wouldn't have that problem.
Kory: I killed three drug dealers in an altercation. It was them or me.
Dick: Kory, how could you!? All human life is sacred! You must adapt to Earth customs if you're going to live here!
***
Kory: I killed three drug dealers in an altercation. It was them or me.
Me: That sounds exhausting. Want a back-rub?
So, emotionally supportive bisexual nymphomaniac alien with no nudity taboo for the win.
CLIFF: Barda.
Hear me out, hear me out! I see it going down like this...
Barda: I fell off a cliff today.
Scott: Oh... you didn't land on anyone, did you!?
Barda: No.
Scott: Oh. Whew.
C'mon, there are some couples you just don't break up. Plus, that Mega-Rod is kind of intimidating.
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