Dear Yuletide Letter

Well, this is somewhat overdue. The usual normal-people caveats about no non-cons, chan, super-weird fetishes apply. I also wouldn't love boyslash as my present. Sorry, I'm that one percent of person that doesn't see the appeal in Tony Stark and Steve Rogers canoodling.

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005) - So sue me, once in a while I'd like a good "and they lived happily ever after in heterosexual bliss" ending. As long as the story isn't a thousand words of Gay Perry having sex



and "oh, Harry and Harmony got back together," we should be fine.

James Bond - All Media Types. -- Anything you want to do to bring Xenia Onatopp into the Craigverse is fine with me, I guess just so long as you don't turn her into a completely different character. She's a Russian assassin who kills men with her thighs and gets off on it, not, ya know, Ally McBeal.

Sucker Punch (2011) -- See, now you can put in all the gay sex you want. Or not. I mean, I'm pretty sure if we matched on this, you're some kind of pervert



but if you think all the girls were a hundred percent straight and just really into cuddling, that's fine too. But, you know, subtext is your friend.