Rizzoli & Isles

So at some point this show became a sitcom where people occasionally get murdered or abducted by creepy murderers, because one episode alone has...

A. Ray Wise as a transvestite judge (with an Oscar clip moment describing himself as "Eugenia Albert")

B. Wacky medical examiner Maura Isles hosting a convention of wacky medical examiners, complete with a drunken Russian medical examiner and a cowboy Texan medical examiner. I'm really disappointed there was no rough and tumble Australian medical examiner. "That's not a scalpel. THAT'S a scalpel."

C. Someone getting wacky text messages about Brazilian waxes.

D. I am pretty sure a nun is still living in the police station for some reason.

Now we just need an episode where Maura and Jane get locked in the morgue together.