Don't rub it in

So apparently there's a lesbian werewolf movie - yes - coming out called Jack & Diana. It's a tender coming-of-age romance in which young love turns to heartbreak turns to lycanthropy.

Do you lesbians have any idea how lucky you are? You think The Vow had werewolves in it? Every guy in that theater would've paid good money if at some point, Channing Tatum saw a full moon and went "No! Can't take these... romantic obstacles! Changing... turning... into the beast... I truly am!"

Of course, gay dudes are really lucky. They have a big romance movie with cowboys. All straight people get are ad execs and marine biologists.

ETA: Straight people are actually supposed to watch True Blood for the Sookie plotlines.

TDKR fic: Good People of Gotham (spoilers)

Title: Good People of Gotham
Fandom: The Dark Knight Rises
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,584
Characters: Dick Grayson, Barbara Gordon, Jason Todd, Stephanie Brown, Cassandra Cain, Tim Drake
Warnings: Sexual violence
Summary: A city decides to fight.

( No more waiting. 1650 AM, tonight at 11. Pass the word along. )