Don't rub it in
So apparently there's a lesbian werewolf movie - yes - coming out called Jack & Diana. It's a tender coming-of-age romance in which young love turns to heartbreak turns to lycanthropy.
Do you lesbians have any idea how lucky you are? You think The Vow had werewolves in it? Every guy in that theater would've paid good money if at some point, Channing Tatum saw a full moon and went "No! Can't take these... romantic obstacles! Changing... turning... into the beast... I truly am!"
Of course, gay dudes are really lucky. They have a big romance movie with cowboys. All straight people get are ad execs and marine biologists.
ETA: Straight people are actually supposed to watch True Blood for the Sookie plotlines.
Do you lesbians have any idea how lucky you are? You think The Vow had werewolves in it? Every guy in that theater would've paid good money if at some point, Channing Tatum saw a full moon and went "No! Can't take these... romantic obstacles! Changing... turning... into the beast... I truly am!"
Of course, gay dudes are really lucky. They have a big romance movie with cowboys. All straight people get are ad execs and marine biologists.
ETA: Straight people are actually supposed to watch True Blood for the Sookie plotlines.