Rock of Ages

So basically nothing comes out this weekend that competes with Prometheus, so--Rock of Ages. It has Bryan Cranston in it, and I need something to review. Let it be known: all this movie needs to do to win me over is have Bryan Cranston sing. That's it. All I ask from this... thing is a Walter White musical number. That's not too much to ask from a musical headlined by Tom Cruise, who probably thinks that this Earthling music is just thetans escaping our mouth-pits via soundwaves.