Jun. 13th, 2012

seriousfic: (Default)
I just realized: A popular sci-fi trilogy with a weak third entry abandons its aging cast of characters to start a prequel trilogy to look into the origins of an iconic character. Once a character who's backstory was handled in a couple minutes of screentime, now three entire films will focus on this character and his retconned-in "epic destiny."

The Amazing Spider-Man is really The Phantom Menace. Which I think makes Gwen Stacy Jar-Jar Binks. Well, I always figured...
seriousfic: (Default)
So apparently Prometheus is doing well with audiences and critics, but the film geek circles are trashing it. Which is odd? I mean, comparing it to The Phantom Menace? Whatever else it is, Prometheus works as a film. The performances are good, the effects are good, the pacing is good, every scene is structured to make you wonder what's going to happen next. And Phantom Menace doesn't have a single character as interesting as David. Prometheus is flawed, clearly, but no one's childhood is getting raped. I daresay my childhood wasn't even lightly fondled.

Plus, it seems like there's a lot of nitpicking? I've heard complaints that the characters take off their helmets when they find there's breathable air. "Aren't they worried about microbes!?" Yes, granted, but there's this thing called dramatic license? As opposed to Alien, where one atmospheric scene is spent on the alien spaceship, here half the movie has people in it, and they don't want to spend half the movie with bulky helmets obscuring the actors' performances? Same reason the characters in Star Wars and Star Trek never put on any kind of protective gear unless it's a specific plot point. This isn't a documentary. I mean, maybe you guys liked Contagion, but I thought it was a little boring, and I don't want every movie to be like Abed Nadir's Halloween episode. "Let's stand back to back in the middle of the room with sharp knives." "I love you." "Shh."

That said, you have obvious cases of the characters acting like idiots which go too far and ruin suspension of disbelief, but does that really ruin the movie? If one side-character in Doctor Who acted like an idiot, would that make you throw up your hands and go "fuck this shit."

And there's criticism of Noomi Rapace's character having an accent! I don't even think she was trying not to have one. I think she's just playing a character from Sweden. What in her characterization precludes that? For fuck's sake, people, Patrick Stewart played a Frenchman with an English accent on Star Trek, anyone have a problem there?

Of course, Idris Elba's character does have a pretty board accent--oddly, if you hear him talk in real life, he has this kind of working-class Cockney accent which would be absolutely fine for suggesting the character's blue-collar stiff thing, so I'm not sure why he didn't just talk normally. Maybe he really wanted to do a Kentucky-fried accent. I don't know.

Maybe it's that the movie has a light theist bent, which amounts to one character expressing Christian beliefs and the movie not explicitly endorsing or contradicting her faith. It would really disappoint me if that were the deal-breaker for geeks. I thought science fiction was about having an open mind and considering alternate viewpoints. There's not a setting on there for "I'll consider alternate viewpoints so long as they agree with mine."

You hear a lot of times that movies used to be so great. I don't think that's the case. Sure, some of them were classics, but a lot of the times I think we were just willing to look past a movie's flaws and let it do its thing. Nowadays, we're just too focused on cutting apart movies and coming up with the best putdown to use on it. I can't help but think that's a little sad.

That doesn't cover Amazing Spider-Man, by the way. That shit won't stand.
seriousfic: (Default)
So, dude, what happened to the teen movie Shakespeare adaptation? Of all the esoteric mini-genres, that one was awesome. I mean, we have Ten Things I Hate About You, She's The Man... one could argue The Lion King. Nowadays (being six years later), everything is vampires and werewolves and they're doing an actual Romeo & Juliet movie, where people die. I guess they also died in West Side Story, but before they died, they lived. They danced.

Anyway, it occurs to me that Channing Tatum isn't a bad actor, he's just ineffectual outside his wheelhouse. He's great when used well, as a generally kind-hearted, doofy, adorable giant. Fighting, 21 Jump Street, a couple rom-coms I refuse on principle to watch--he's basically playing the same character, but he's good at it. But try to make him a conventional action hero, like in GI Joe, and it's just dumb. Superhero wise, he'd be great as Johnny Storm or Superboy, it's just that for some reason Hollywood keeps trying to make him Batman or Spider-Man. Sorry. Can't pull it off.

Profile

seriousfic: (Default)
seriousfic

April 2017

S M T W T F S
      1
23 45678
9101112131415
16171819202122
23242526272829
30      

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Jun. 11th, 2025 06:38 pm
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios