"Because unlike some other Spider-Men, I can speak with a real American accent."

You know, it's almost certainly bullshit that Spider-Man would show up in the Avengers movie, but I can't get over how hilariously dickish it would be of Marvel for Tobey Maguire to do a cameo as "Mr. Parker" or "the webhead" (Carla Gugino on Justified style--she's really Karen Sisco!) just a few months before Amazing Spider-Man came out.