Batman Forever: Two Things

1. There's a scene where Two-Face is disguised as a circus ringleader. He's in the middle of the big top, doing a spiel, when suddenly he dramatically turns and reveals his evil side. The crowd having not noticed that he has the voice and face of Harvey Dent/the criminal mastermind terroizing the city. And the crowd on his other side (middle of the circular big top, remember) not having noticed that he has a monster face.

2. Of all the silly things about the Batman comics to adapt, they included the bit where the Flying Grayson costumes are the same as Robin's eventual costume? Isn't that a bit like Daniel Craig deciding to fight crime as Tuxedo Man?

I'm back!

Oh, desktop, let us never fight again. I will not spend Christmas break catching up on tumblr. Someone posted a Glee superhero AU where Puck was Captain America and Santana was Catwoman. No, HALLE BERRY Catwoman. Please. If anything, Santana is Lady Sif.

Also, I'm using a whole paragraph for the Cap thing. Even if we're just going by the movie, remember how Steve was basically propositioned for no-strings-attached sex and he turned her down because he had feelings for Peggy? He wasn't in a relationship with her, he made no promises to her, he turned down free sex just because it seemed like the right thing to do. Puck date-raped his best friend's girl.

Also, I won't even get into Kurt as Spider-Man, because Spider-Man isn't a stalker. Well, maybe after BND...