I'm back!

[seriousfic]

Oh, desktop, let us never fight again. I will not spend Christmas break catching up on tumblr. Someone posted a Glee superhero AU where Puck was Captain America and Santana was Catwoman. No, HALLE BERRY Catwoman. Please. If anything, Santana is Lady Sif.

Also, I'm using a whole paragraph for the Cap thing. Even if we're just going by the movie, remember how Steve was basically propositioned for no-strings-attached sex and he turned her down because he had feelings for Peggy? He wasn't in a relationship with her, he made no promises to her, he turned down free sex just because it seemed like the right thing to do. Puck date-raped his best friend's girl.

Also, I won't even get into Kurt as Spider-Man, because Spider-Man isn't a stalker. Well, maybe after BND...