Watch it "tomorrow."

Today, on the feminist website I contribute to (I can't wait to use that in an internet argument. "Uh, yeah, Catwoman is a giant slut, and if I were a sexist, would I be a contributer on a feminist website?"), I review Colombiana, the Professional-sequel-turned-Zoe-Saldana-actioner. It's the first revenge movie where the hero puts off actually taking revenge for the entire film. Finally, an action movie for procrastinators!