Dec. 16th, 2010

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Ummm, Bo? Sweetie? Saskia forced Dyson, your boyfriend, to have sex with her. I don't know how that works in Canada, with your free healthcare and your snow, but in Texas, we call that rape. Please stop making jokes about it and insisting that there's good in her. She raped your boyfriend, GOD.

Also, your reaction to the revelation that Saskia has fucking sex slaves should not be "What a cool trick!" I mean, Jesus Christ, imagine that scene if Bo and Saskia were both men being waited on by a bevy of scantily-clad women (ever notice how scantily-clad women are always a bevy? Is it one of those "school of fish/murder of crows" things?).

ETA: Also, let me get Saskia's master plan right. She kills a Light Elder, putting the Light Fae on red alert, then when they're meeting to discuss the problem, one of her men strolls into the conference room and blows himself up. So, the leadership of the Light Fae has less security than the sales floor at Best Buy. Wouldn't it make more sense for one of the Light Elders to be in her thrall, and then he blows himself up instead of some random pretty boy getting past magical security? That took like two minutes to come up with...

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