Star Trek: TOS thoughts - The Squire of Gothos

Watch it.

You gotta love any episode in which the crew encounters a nigh-omnipotent being and basically goes "whatevs." Because, you know, nigh-omnipotent energy being threatening the ship? Must be Tuesday. Kirk bitch-slaps him (THREE TIMES!) and Spock gives us some Vulcan snark, which is the best snark in the galaxy.

Trelane: (pissy about Spock) Not quite human, is he?

Spock: My father is from the planet Vulcan.

Trelane: And are its natives predatory?

Spock: Not generally… but there have been exceptions.

Watch it, Trelane. You mess with the sehlat, you get the fangs.

BOP fic: Rise of the Machines (Babs/Dinah)

Title: Rise Of The Machines
Fandom: Birds of Prey
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 544
Characters/Pairings: Babs/Dinah
Author's notes: Written for shananagin's response to a meme.
Summary: Dinah is feeling horny. Barbara is on a different continent. Luckily, Oracle has a solution.

( “Oh, okay. What’s that part that looks like a dildo?” “A dildo.” “Ahh. So I strap myself into that and…” “I fuck you. Over the Internet.” )