Watchmen reread: Oh, lulzor!

Rorschach emerges from the bathroom having killed a criminal, saying "There. Did what had to be done. Can leave now." AND DAN AND LAURIE SEE NOTHING STRANGE ABOUT THIS. Which means he says that kind of thing all the time after dropping a deuce. Ha ha, I love you, Rorschach.

Spider-Man movieverse fic: The Cost of Wearing Masks (1/24)

Title: The Cost of Wearing Masks
Fandom: Spider-Man movieverse
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,600
Author’s Note: Betaed by htbthomas. Takes place after the events of Spider-Man 2, assuming Spider-Man 3 never happened.
Next Part: Chapter 2
Characters/Pairings: Peter/MJ, Harry Osborn, Otto Octavius
Summary: As Harry Osborn descends into madness and Otto Octavius returns from the grave, Peter has just one thing on his mind: Mary-Jane called off her wedding to be with him. Holy shit.

( Then again, maybe he had been lucky to get an excuse to clear his head before facing Mary-Jane. She’d literally stopped her wedding for him. Awful lot of pressure to put on a guy. )

The Davis Show, formerly known as The Lex Luthor Show, formerly known as Smallville

OMG, you guys, DAVIS BLOOME! I cannot get over this motherfucker! This smooth-ass bastard just rolls with the punches!

( Click this unless you don't want to be spoiled for the last episode or you're a bitch-ass pussy! )