BOP fic: The Morning After The Night Before (ensemble)

Title: The Morning After The Night Before
Fandom: Batman
Rating: PG
Word Count: 3,134
Characters/Pairings: Babs/Dinah, Helena, Zinda, Dick, Kory, Scott/Barda
Warning: How many lame Dick puns can fit in this fic? ALL OF THEM.
Summary: Barbara thinks Dinah is sleeping with her. Dinah tries to convince her otherwise. Dick losing his angst, an Apokolips fertility rite, and a long-standing bet between Helena and Zinda don’t help.

( Barbara spent the entire trip to bed resting her head on Dinah’s chest, with mumblings like ‘Yes, King Candyland, your marshmallow throne is quite comfortable. I shall rule with strength and fairness’ or ‘But Barda, what will your husband think?’ or ‘Stop poking me with the eraser, Cass, how will you experience the world of Barsoom if you never learn to read?’ Dinah really hoped those were three separate dreams, although she would have paid more attention in class if her teachers had been doing naughty things with Big Barda (who did kind of resemble a gym coach she had once had). )

They're also used for balance, FYI

In the Star Wars AU (I am trying to think up a title other than "Two Jedi, No Waiting," which is FUN, but also FAIL), Faith is a Twi'lek. You know, with lekku (read by people who don't know who Mara Jade is: brain-tails). So I think those are used during oral sex to wrap around the thighs of the Twi'lek's partner and just kinda add to the experience on both parts. Just with the added touching.

I think that strikes the right balance between xenophilia and OMGTENTACLES, because there are only so many body parts that can be inserted into an orifice, and I feel like anything with the word 'brain' in the title shouldn't be one of them.

Also, does Buffy know they're kind of an erogenous zone, because... why won't she stop touching them? I'm just asking.