Emma Hates Banshee Week begins!

From a look at the Generation X series, you'd think Emma Frost and Banshee would have some sexual tension. After all, they're the only two adults in the cast (not that that would stop Emma), they're straight members of opposing sexes... by the laws of canon-shipping, clearly there should be a desire to fuck.

But boy, did you make the wrong prediction. The right prediction, as Mr. T would say, is pain.



( This will end in tears. )

BELIEVE IT

Look, I know Janeway is popular in femslash circles, but as a Trekkie, it must be said...

Scotty: Cap'n, we're stranded in the Delta Quadrant! It'll take us seventy years to get home!

Music gets dramatic as Kirk scowls at this predicament, go to credits.

One hour later (counting commercials), they're home in time for everyone to laugh when Bones makes a racist joke at Spock's expense.

And Kirk sleeps with Seven, both before and after defeating the Borg with an overenunciated paradox.

ETA:

Scotty: Cap'n, it'll take us seventy years to get home!

Kirk: Damnit, Scotty, can't we go any faster?

Scotty: Aye, sir, I've coaxed a little more speed from me wee bairns and it looks like we'll be back home in three minutes.

Kirk: Excellent work, Mr. Scott. Kirk out.