"SPECIAL face cream..."

Face cream, eh? Why am I suddenly reminded of Nip/Tuck?

The Joker would probably make a great addition to the McNamara/Troy crew. He wouldn't be as dull as all the other serial killers, and he'd have great banter with the boys.

"Tell us what you don't like about yourself."

"You wanna know how I got these scars?"

ETA: I don't know whether it's prescient or just clever that Diana gets frozen in a "Great Hera!" face, but either way, point to Joker.

The History of the DC Universe (as told by chibis) Part 1

Title: The History of the DC Universe (as told by chibis) Part 1
Fandom: Teen Titans
Rating: G
Word Count: 2,649
Characters/Pairings: Chibi!Dick, Chibi!Kory, Chibi!Babs, Chibi!Titans, Chibi!BOP, Chibi!Bats, and Mean Old Mr. Darkseid
Timeline: Inspired by Superman/Batman 51 (the chibi issue) and AIM conversation with shananagin.
Summary: Kory runs away from home when her older sister Blackfire tries to make her clean up all her stupid friends’ messes, gets into a love triangle with Dick (whose circus acrobat parents fell off of unicycles), and goes to the school dance with a boy her father set her up with.

( Barbara Gordon's leg was in a cast from when the Joker had pushed her out of her treehouse. Scuttlebutt was that she would have to spend all summer in a cast. Now she never played with Dick or Bruce. She just kept talking on the phone with Dinah. )