You know...

[seriousfic]

If I ever get in a big fandom kerfuffle and everyone hates me (but what the odds of that, really?), I'm going to rename my LJ to UnknownLJtag, thus furthering my lifelong ambition to turn life into an Abbott and Costello routine.

"Who posted that fic?"

"UnknownLJtag."

"I know that's what it says, that's why I need to know who posted the fic!"

"UnknownLJtag posted it."

"GAH!"

Comments

[prozacpark.livejournal.com]

Do it! It'd be a bit like when Odysseus blinded that Cyclops and told him his name was "Nobody," and then the Cyclops was all, "NOBODY BLINDED ME!"

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

"UNKNOWNLJTAG RICK-ROLLED ME!"

[mithen.livejournal.com]

Oddly (or maybe not) unknownljtag is already taken. Drat. It was a brilliant plan!

Or maybe you've decided to make a proactive planning move? A Hello Kitty cross and bones doesn't seem to be quite your style, but...

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Hells yeah Hello Kitty skull and crossbones is my style! I'm gangsta like that.