Suck my commentary and kiss my opinions!

[seriousfic]

I'm torn between "oh, Zach Snyder read Days of Future Past, only 299 times less than the writers of Heroes" and "...that's the way they became the Watchy Bunch, na na na!"


Christian Bale uses outdoor voice.

To be fair, when he was twelve, Joe Chill killed Christian Bale's parents with cinematography, instilling in him a pathological dislike of cinematography that persists to this day. Harsh, perhaps. But if your mother was blocked to death before your eyes, would you be any different?

Oh, and if you were starring in the fourth fucking Terminator movie ("the one where the robots are BIG!"), being directed by Mc-fucking-G. And coming off The Dark Knight. That's like going from conserving body heat with Angelina Jolie to being raped by Rosie O'Donnell.


On Taken: bluespells: the women we see are all clearly 'weak' creatures who spend most of the movie crying.

seriousfic: Ah, you forgot the female singer who was nice and gave Kim singing lessons! Your argument is invalid! You know what that means!



bluespells: Zomg! How could I forget a totally pointless character that shows up for five minutes at the beginning and end!

:OOOO

I shall take my horse and bear like a woman.

seriousfic: Oh, she had as much screentime as slutty best friend. You're not arguing your way out of that horse and bear. Just be grateful it's not a bunny with a pancake on its head!

bluespells: -cries with shame-



We have fun here on LJ. Oh, one more thing.

Comments

[buggerfck.livejournal.com]

Lol, I like how they included Nite Owl twice in the poster... or three times, if you're particular. Nice.

[cissie-king.livejournal.com]

To be fair, I remember a DoFP style poster in Watchmen too, in the book. It was one pointing out who was still active and who retired.

[rann.livejournal.com]

The comments on the Christian Bale thing are the best part. Don't you love how a teeny tiny bit of celebrity gossip turns nine out of ten people into catty women talking about the one who didn't show up for lunch that day?

"I know, and can you believe he wore THAT to thwart the machine rebellion?!"