It just occurred to me.

[seriousfic]

America is totally that girl who's been through a bad break-up and has gotten a new girlfriend. And now all she can talk about is how much her new boyfriend rocks compared to her old boyfriend. And all of America's girlfriends are happy for her, of course, but they're also getting tired of hearing how perfect Obama's toes are compared to Bush's and they just know that in two months, America is going to be calling them and crying about how she had a big fight with Obama over whether putting dishes away in the dishwasher is part of doing the dishes or part of common courtesy after enjoying a meal.

Meanwhile, Canada loves hearing about America's new boyfriend and keeps asking for more juicy details because she's gone for so long without a date and at this point she's thinking that maybe she only likes guys... you know... because she's supposed to.

Comments

[axolotl-lan.livejournal.com]

Yup... I'd do her.

[expletives]

France still isn't talking to Russia because of the little herpes incident.

[belle8472.livejournal.com]

As one Canadian, I'm not sure I agree. I mean the fact about Canada wanting to hear all about Obama. The secret lesbian thing is probably right on, and would explain a lot to Canada's overbearing mother, England.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

When Obama comes over, Canada jokes about having a threesome, but you can totally tell she's fishing.

[tamburlaine.livejournal.com]

Add Russia into this equation and we officially have a fanfic.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Russia's playing yenta. I know it's OOC... but it is a fanfic.

[mcity.livejournal.com]

I'm just waiting for the call about the fight so I can make sympathetic noises and then snicker as soon as I put the phone down. And maybe blog about it.

[taro-twist.livejournal.com]

LOL. As one of my Canadian friends put it, "Is Canada the Ducky to America's Molly Ringwald?"

The general impression I get is that the Canadian media is obsessed with Obama and that Canadians themselves are getting sick of the media's fascination. Could definitely be wrong, though, since I am not in Canada. X)

[belle8472.livejournal.com]

Yeah, some Canadians are really into it, but I myself am not. It's weird; when the US has an election, more Canadians are aware of it then when we actually HAVE an election in Canada.

I think it's because Americans are allowed to campaign for a really long time, where here it's more like, "Hey, so, what's everybody doing in 30 days? Nothing? Alright, let's hold this fucker then."

My God, I've turned a funny post and funny replies serious... I should be shot!