My slasher movie

[seriousfic]

It'll be called The Slasher. After a budding author posts her Harry Potter story to fanfiction.net, it's mercilessly roasted by fanficrants, badfic_quotes, everybody gets it on it. The out-of-character comms mock the characterization, the bad sex comms mock the sex scenes. It's the new My Immortal. The writer is so distraught that there's a post on her LJ from her brother saying she's committed suicide. Or... has she?

A year later, all the fen have gathered for a con when someone starts killing everyone that posted a bad review on her story. Moreover, the killer is using cliched plotbunnies from the dead (?) writer's webpage.

"I don't understand. Why did the bees sting her to death?"

"Maybe... because her lungs were full of sex pollen."

Comments

[box-in-the-box.livejournal.com]

Enjoy your metaquoting.

[kadymae.livejournal.com]

(here by way of box in the box)

Dood! When do you start cameras rolling?

[ladysugarquill]

That was great. I'd watch it.
:D