Deleted Scenes

[seriousfic]

Ridiculously Old Daisy: Caroline...

Caroline: Yes, I'm here, mother.

Daisy: Do you remember your father?

Caroline: How could I forget dear old dad? Always there for me, teaching me how to be a good person, supporting me, offering my unconditional love every moment of his life.

Daisy: He was just some schmuck I suckered into raising someone else's kid. Benjamin Button is your real father and the love of my life. In fact, the moment he popped in for a quickie, I dumped your dad like a hot potato.

Caroline: If he loved you so much, then why'd he let you marry some other guy?

Daisy: Oh, he insisted on it. He was aging backward, so he would've died about twenty years after you were born. People with untreatable illnesses can't raise children, don't you know.

Caroline: So my mom's a slut and my dad's a deadbeat. I suppose you can at least tell me what this framing device being set during Hurricane Katrina means.

Daisy: Not a damn thing. *dies*

Some guy: You know, I was struck by lightning seven...

Caroline: Oh, shut the fuck up!





Elizabeth: Tia Dalma, James Norrington died saving me! I need you to bring him back.

Tia Dalma: Okey-day.

Norrington: Elizabeth, my love, you've resurrected me! I knew your love for me would bring me back. Oh, my pearl, this means we can be together forever and ever and...

Elizabeth: You know what? He's at peace.

Tia Dalma: Exsqueeze me.

Norrington: GAK!

Comments

[vagrantdream.livejournal.com]

hah! the POTC one made me laugh.

[(Anonymous)]

Both of them made me lol :)