One's a 140-year-old virgin. The other's a sexually ruthless superhero with bleach-blonde hair.

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Together, they fight crime SPARKLE.

hell to ships (11:48:33 PM): And now we need a title for the movie.
hell to ships (11:48:56 PM): It has to fit in wit hthe whole theme of twilight, breaking dawn, etc. But with an X-men twist.
Sirius12xxln (11:49:23 PM): Well, there's Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn...
hell to ships (11:49:29 PM): Mutant Twilight? X-Twilight?
Sirius12xxln (11:49:31 PM): So clearly, Emma's book should be Bitch Morning.
hell to ships (11:49:33 PM): Xlipse?
Sirius12xxln (11:49:47 PM): Afternoon Delight?
hell to ships (11:49:54 PM): Heh!
hell to ships (11:50:20 PM): *thinks*
Sirius12xxln (11:50:25 PM): Emma would be totally down with vamping/match-making several teenagers.
Sirius12xxln (11:50:41 PM): Only instead of "vampire family," insert "vampire harem."
Sirius12xxln (11:51:36 PM): There'd be Kitty and Rachel, Jean and Scott, and Maddie doing double-duty as the mom to Emma's father figure.
hell to ships (11:52:57 PM): Who is Emma's father figure?
Sirius12xxln (11:53:04 PM): She IS the father figure.

I know reading Twilight just to be able to write an Emma/Edward crossover is the sort of idea you can be institutionalized for, but it is tempting...

Edward: My sweet, I cannot allow you to visit that awful Scott Summers! Should his ruby quartz visors slip, he might damage your perfect beauty with his cursed mutant death eyes! So I took the liberty of removing the engine from your car.

Emma: ...you're about to find out why the stupid lamb doesn't piss off the sick, masochistic lion.

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[derawr.livejournal.com]

*throws one out*

Diamond Aurora? Maybe not X-Men enough, huh. Dawning Genes. Mutant Afterglow.

[prozacpark.livejournal.com]

*dies*

I know reading Twilight just to be able to write an Emma/Edward crossover is the sort of idea you can be institutionalized for, but it is tempting...

Doooooooooo it. You know you want to.

Also, am I to believe that you haven't read "Twilight" already?

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

I watched the movie so I wouldn't have to remember read.