Pop quiz, hotshot!

[seriousfic]

Jean Grey will go totally Dark Phoenix if you...

A. Mind-fuck her... or her husband, Emma.
B. Shoot her into the sun.
C. Drop a lake on her.
D. Fuck with her Christmas dinner!

I smell sitcom!

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/thrace_/]

What? Why???

I Dream of Jean is broadcast in front of a live studio audience...

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Wolverine would be the wacky neighbor and Emma Frost would be the equivalent of Newman.

Emma: Hello, Jean, darling.

Jean: Hello... Emma.

(Wolverine shoots through the door.)

Logan: I'm the best there is at what I do, and what I'm doing now is inviting you to the neighborhood bar-b-q cook-off!

Scott: I'm not sure that's such a good idea. Jean, you can get awfully competitive...

Jean: (on fire) There is no Jean. There is only the Phoenix!

Scott: That's my Marvel Girl!

[samekh.livejournal.com]

LOL.

You forgot one.

"Mentally fooling around with her husband"

;DDD

[distractedone.livejournal.com]

LOL.

And the X-Men play on the disney channel?!?

[lilpocketninja.livejournal.com]

They, along with several other Marvel 'toons, play on Toon Disney. Which is like Disney but with ... toons ...?

Not. Ever.

[pink-paranoia.livejournal.com]

Gambit does not make tv dinners...

But what exactly is he gonna do about it?

Re: Not. Ever.

[lurkslikefox.livejournal.com]

Apparently refer to himself in the third person a lot.

I like to think that this is because years ago Gambit became possessed by an alien entity and the rest of the x-men just totally failed to notice, wrapped up as they were in their personal dramas.