seriousfic

I've been going through some of your memories lately, and between my own neuroses ("wait, why don't I have any entries in 'Super-hot fics about Starfire'?"), I've hit upon some startling discoveries.

First,

kali921 has five categories on

bluefall. There's Bluefall bitcher, Bluefall bitchery, Bluefall insanity, and Bluefall pedantic bitchery, which clearly has to be distinguished from regular bitchery.

In addition,

bluefall has a post up about

kali921: OMG, Kali wanked about me in her livejournal!

Like, devoted whole paragraphs to my utter wrongheadedness and apparent failure as a human being!

This is better than that time I was on F_W! Ladies and gentlemen, I have arrived!

So, um, I don't know how to say this... but...

kali921,

bluefall... I ship you.

Let's face it, that's some quality FoeYay, just brimming with potential hate sex! I imagine passionate kisses interspersed with scholarly musings on Wonder Woman's ethnicity and the Eternals vis-a-vie the New Gods.

The worst part? I have plot bunnies.

ETA: I forgot "bluefall stupidity." I think it's pretty clear that

kali921 is, Nixonesque, building up a list of people who will be put against the wall when the revolution comes. I, for one, welcome our new Blackbolt/Medusa-shipping overlords.