UST: Not just for slash anymore!

[seriousfic]

I know the humble cape gets a lot of flack these days, thanks to certain kids' movies that will go unnamed, but did you know that in the event of cold temperatures, you can take it off to warm your lady love, both impressing her with your chivalry and showing off the goods? Note that this works even if she's invulnerable to temperatures far below breezing. Also, popped collars make for great earmuffs. Who's the douchebag now, eh?

Not that Barda isn't getting into the spirit of things. "Off-hand, I'd say it would take a fifty-ton tank to open this door." What would you think if it were a guy saying that to a girl? That's right. Total pick-up line. I'd tell you two to take a cold shower, but judging by the Arctic winds, apparently even that wouldn't do any good.

Comments

[derawr.livejournal.com]

Aaaw. They are so cute. :)

[cissie-king.livejournal.com]

"Bah! Caution can kill one as fat as boldness!"

What the hell does that even mean?

[derawr.livejournal.com]

I guess it means that sitting on your ass and waiting could kill you just as fast as ripping a heavy metal door from a tunnel/vent?

[cissie-king.livejournal.com]

I have never ripped a metal door, but I have some considerable experience in sitting on my ass and in waiting. I find that activity quite safe if a little boring.

But if we examine Barda's wisdom a little closer, we reach the conclusion that there is no advantage in caution over boldness or viceversa. Either can kill you, so it doesn't matter what you do. So do whatever you want. It's almost zen. Barda speaks in koans.

[22by7.livejournal.com]

i love these two beyond the telling of it.

[lejo.livejournal.com]

"A tunnel or vent that's just aching to be entered!"

"That's MY job!"

We know, Barda. We know.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Her mighty Mega-Rod looms large in her hands...

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

She's Big-Minded Barda. Like Buddha, in a way. Only with muscles instead of a fat ass.