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seriousficA transcript from last night's debate for the office of Starfleet Chiefs of Operations.
Kirk: Oh, come off it!
Picard: That's their name for themselves. It's what we should call them.
Kirk: Picard being pretentious. There's a new one. In my day, we didn't have time to settle for the correct pronunciation of "Rihannsu" in-between fist-fighting Klingons and defeating Greek Gods.
Picard: In your day, people were afraid to use the transporters in case they were split into two separate beings, one good, the other evil.
Kirk: Oh, come off it!
Picard: That's their name for themselves. It's what we should call them.
Kirk: Picard being pretentious. There's a new one. In my day, we didn't have time to settle for the correct pronunciation of "Rihannsu" in-between fist-fighting Klingons and defeating Greek Gods.
Picard: In your day, people were afraid to use the transporters in case they were split into two separate beings, one good, the other evil.
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Date: 2008-10-09 04:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-09 04:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-09 08:54 pm (UTC)Troi ALSO is completely fucking useless, aside from her value as a fap object!
"I'm sensing hostility -"
"No shit! We're dealing with KLINGONS, you dumb fucking bitch!"
But McCain is not Kirk.
McCain is Jellico.