Hindsight Part 3: A Pictorial Recap
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seriousficPreviously, on Wolverine And The X-Men...
Jean: Bye, Logan!
Scott: Jesus Christ, Jean, I'm right here!
Logan: Why are you so upset with me, Rogue?
Rogue: You just don't get it, do you? I WROTE MRS. DR. ANNA MARIE ROGUE WOLVERINE ON MY TRAPPER-KEEPER! YOU CAN'T JUST WALK AWAY FROM THAT KIND OF COMMITMENT!
Domino: Join the Brotherhood, ho!
Rogue: Domino? Wait, aren't you a good guy?
Domino: Yeah, just like Multiple Man in movie continuity.
Domino: C'mon, join the Brotherhood. It'll feel so good to get results. And working together, we can get results faster and faster, striving ever higher, our bodies united with a common goal, a common passion!
Rogue: Damnit, first Evolution, now this! Why do ah always hafta be the lesbian? In the 90s, I was on Gambit like Sarah Palin on a moose!
Majel Barrett: And now, the conclusion.
Emma: My name is Emma Frost. I can help you find Charles Xavier.
Logan: You think we trust you just because you were never a supervillain in this continuity? Your "school" trained mutants who then chose to be supervillains! No X-Men would ever do that!
Rogue: Oh, Domino, I think you're getting some results! I think I just had multiple results!
Avalanche: Sometimes, when I think about two girls getting results, I have a result of my own.
Emma: You have good teeth. I like that in a man.
Kitty: She's a telepath! She knows what you're thinking!
Iceman: Unfair! Northstar isn't even in continuity yet!
Emma: The Professor is in Genosha, with Magneto! And before you even ask, no, there isn't a sock tied on the doorknob.
Logan: Xavier's in Genosha! That means Magneto was behind the explosion!
Beast: That's completely circumstansial evidence.
Logan: I DON'T NEED THINGS LIKE 'FACTS' OR 'LOGIC' TO KNOW I'M RIGHT!!!
Beast: Don't you remember the last time we rushed into battle without a plan? We made the public hate and fear us!
Logan: Yeah, mission accomplished!
Beast: That wasn't the mission.
Logan: Agree to disagree.
Emma: I brought my own costume. Sorry it doesn't fit with the yellow and blue color scheme, but then, I prefer not to look like a fetishistic cyclist.
(no joke, this still is him looking at Emma)
Scott: You're showing more belly-button than Kitty, and she's thirteen and a half.
Kitty: Thirteen and three-quarters!
Scott: No one cares but Joss Whedon, honey.
Emma: I know it's been a while since a woman has taken a sexual interest in you, but please, try to keep it in your pants.
Scott: How dare you mock Jean's departure!
Emma: Oh, Jean went missing?
Logan: Forge, get the Blackbird's cloak working in-flight, before we reach Genosha. NOW! What, do you think we can just circle around and fly in once we get it working?
Forge: Actually, why don't we do--
Logan: SHUT UP!
Kitty: Aren't you worried? We're going to fight Magneto!
Iceman: Logan has Magneto's number. He's the coolest, most awesome, super-specialest mutant of them all! Besides, he has a metal skeleton! What's some 'master of magnetism' going to do about that?
Wolverine: We didn't come here looking for trouble!
Wolverine: (five minutes ago) Hoo boy, I hope we find some trouble! Because we're gonna find that trouble and kick its ass! Yeah WOOOO! Suck my balls, Magneto! I'm gonna pwn you so bad, you'll wish you were back in your concentration camp! Oh boo-hoo-hoo, my parents died! That's my Magneto impression. Yeah, YA BURNT!
Iceman: I'll take care of his helmet...
Emma: And then I'll fry his mind. It's almost like we had a plan for a moment there.
Logan: What? There was something wrong with Plan Go To Genosha, Beat Magneto, Marry Jean, Make Lots of Babies?
Magneto: You're so pitiful, I'm pretty sure it would be bad karma to kill you. I'll give you Xavier if you stop losering up the place.
Logan: Go team!
Xavier: My X-Men...
Logan: Jor-El!
Xavier: No. In the future, the world sucks douche. To avert this, Logan... you must lead the X-Men.
Scott: Jesus Christ, I'm still right here!
Logan: Actually, Charles, I have been leading the X-Men. So far, we were framed for an attack on Senator Kelly, lost Rogue to the Brotherhood, and got our asses kicked by Magneto for no reason.
Xavier: Holy shit. Okay, Kitty, the X-Men must reunite and you must lead them.
Kitty: I will follow your wisdom, Jor-El.
Jean: Bye, Logan!
Scott: Jesus Christ, Jean, I'm right here!
Logan: Why are you so upset with me, Rogue?
Rogue: You just don't get it, do you? I WROTE MRS. DR. ANNA MARIE ROGUE WOLVERINE ON MY TRAPPER-KEEPER! YOU CAN'T JUST WALK AWAY FROM THAT KIND OF COMMITMENT!
Domino: Join the Brotherhood, ho!
Rogue: Domino? Wait, aren't you a good guy?
Domino: Yeah, just like Multiple Man in movie continuity.
Domino: C'mon, join the Brotherhood. It'll feel so good to get results. And working together, we can get results faster and faster, striving ever higher, our bodies united with a common goal, a common passion!
Rogue: Damnit, first Evolution, now this! Why do ah always hafta be the lesbian? In the 90s, I was on Gambit like Sarah Palin on a moose!
Majel Barrett: And now, the conclusion.
Emma: My name is Emma Frost. I can help you find Charles Xavier.
Logan: You think we trust you just because you were never a supervillain in this continuity? Your "school" trained mutants who then chose to be supervillains! No X-Men would ever do that!
Rogue: Oh, Domino, I think you're getting some results! I think I just had multiple results!
Avalanche: Sometimes, when I think about two girls getting results, I have a result of my own.
Emma: You have good teeth. I like that in a man.
Kitty: She's a telepath! She knows what you're thinking!
Iceman: Unfair! Northstar isn't even in continuity yet!
Emma: The Professor is in Genosha, with Magneto! And before you even ask, no, there isn't a sock tied on the doorknob.
Logan: Xavier's in Genosha! That means Magneto was behind the explosion!
Beast: That's completely circumstansial evidence.
Logan: I DON'T NEED THINGS LIKE 'FACTS' OR 'LOGIC' TO KNOW I'M RIGHT!!!
Beast: Don't you remember the last time we rushed into battle without a plan? We made the public hate and fear us!
Logan: Yeah, mission accomplished!
Beast: That wasn't the mission.
Logan: Agree to disagree.
Emma: I brought my own costume. Sorry it doesn't fit with the yellow and blue color scheme, but then, I prefer not to look like a fetishistic cyclist.
(no joke, this still is him looking at Emma)
Scott: You're showing more belly-button than Kitty, and she's thirteen and a half.
Kitty: Thirteen and three-quarters!
Scott: No one cares but Joss Whedon, honey.
Emma: I know it's been a while since a woman has taken a sexual interest in you, but please, try to keep it in your pants.
Scott: How dare you mock Jean's departure!
Emma: Oh, Jean went missing?
Logan: Forge, get the Blackbird's cloak working in-flight, before we reach Genosha. NOW! What, do you think we can just circle around and fly in once we get it working?
Forge: Actually, why don't we do--
Logan: SHUT UP!
Kitty: Aren't you worried? We're going to fight Magneto!
Iceman: Logan has Magneto's number. He's the coolest, most awesome, super-specialest mutant of them all! Besides, he has a metal skeleton! What's some 'master of magnetism' going to do about that?
Wolverine: We didn't come here looking for trouble!
Wolverine: (five minutes ago) Hoo boy, I hope we find some trouble! Because we're gonna find that trouble and kick its ass! Yeah WOOOO! Suck my balls, Magneto! I'm gonna pwn you so bad, you'll wish you were back in your concentration camp! Oh boo-hoo-hoo, my parents died! That's my Magneto impression. Yeah, YA BURNT!
Iceman: I'll take care of his helmet...
Emma: And then I'll fry his mind. It's almost like we had a plan for a moment there.
Logan: What? There was something wrong with Plan Go To Genosha, Beat Magneto, Marry Jean, Make Lots of Babies?
Magneto: You're so pitiful, I'm pretty sure it would be bad karma to kill you. I'll give you Xavier if you stop losering up the place.
Logan: Go team!
Xavier: My X-Men...
Logan: Jor-El!
Xavier: No. In the future, the world sucks douche. To avert this, Logan... you must lead the X-Men.
Scott: Jesus Christ, I'm still right here!
Logan: Actually, Charles, I have been leading the X-Men. So far, we were framed for an attack on Senator Kelly, lost Rogue to the Brotherhood, and got our asses kicked by Magneto for no reason.
Xavier: Holy shit. Okay, Kitty, the X-Men must reunite and you must lead them.
Kitty: I will follow your wisdom, Jor-El.
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Date: 2008-09-28 10:40 pm (UTC)I get the impression than Hank is going to be pulling a lot of Only Sane Man! (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnlySaneMan) bits when it comes to mission planning.
I did *love* the way ice formed in the vicinity of Bobby throughout the episode. That was a very nice touch.
On the other hand, I still hate Scott's gimp-suit.
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Date: 2008-09-30 05:35 am (UTC)Scott: I'm fucking Emma Frost!
Emma: In your clothes, on your bed, once we did it in his head.
Scott: (spoken word interlude) When we were in the dungeon
in Dr. Doom's castle
And Doom was torturing Logan
We could've escaped but
we were DOIN' IT! (suggestively slow and lascivious pelvic thrusts)
Jean: *covers mouth with hand*
And then it just goes on from there.
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Date: 2008-09-28 10:46 pm (UTC)*applauds*
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Date: 2008-09-28 10:54 pm (UTC)This may be even better than the Mummy 3 one.
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Date: 2008-09-28 11:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-29 02:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-10-02 08:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-29 11:23 pm (UTC)2) Messed-up Bobby/Emma dynamic FTW; they've been my super secret X-Men OTP for years.
3) We need to get Rachel in here so we can have some Rachel/Kitty love. (What can I say, I go for the Summers kids.)
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Date: 2008-09-30 05:28 am (UTC)2) Messed-up Bobby/Emma dynamic FTW; they've been my super secret X-Men OTP for years.
And he's 18, which makes it totally legal! Not that anyone cares, but still!
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Date: 2008-09-30 07:10 am (UTC)Not that anyone cares, but still!
Emma certainly doesn't. ;) Things like age of consent laws simply don't apply to her.
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Date: 2008-09-30 07:17 am (UTC)And before you even ask, no, there isn't a sock tied on the doorknob.
Dude, Xavier and Magneto are totally the worst breakup ever. It's really so obvious.
Did Destiny and/or Mystique show up, do you happen to know?
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Date: 2008-09-30 08:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-30 09:58 pm (UTC)That was actually one thing I really liked about Evo. Destiny was actually in it and you could tell she and Raven were close. :)
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Date: 2008-09-30 01:45 am (UTC)xavier: *note to self, never let logan take part on the planning. funny, you'd think for a guy who's lived as long as he has, he'd have at least an iota of common sense, but noooo. oh well, we've gotta put up with him, his name is in the freakin' title. darn it*
scott...? you lose. as usual =P
NORTHSTAR! *GIGGLESNORT* xDDDDD *dies laughing once again*
and am i the only one around that is truly terrified of kitty's hair? it's wrong on so many levels... *sigh*
that joss whedon bit = absolute WIN, BTW ;)
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Date: 2008-10-24 02:58 am (UTC)<3333333333 This. This is so epic. And I think I got some results thinking about all the Domino/Rogue.