How the Trojan War started... briefly

[seriousfic]

Eris: Get yer apples, ripe juicy apples... but only to someone made of awesome!

Apollo: Why, yes, I am made of awe...

Hera/Artemis/Aphrodite: Grrr...

Apollo: Never mind.

Athena: We'll settle this by having a mortal judge our dispute!

Mortal World: THIS WILL END IN FIRE.

Hera: Paris, give me the apple and you will rule the world!

Athena: Paris, give me the apple and I shall make you both wise and a champion in war!

Aphrodite: Paris, give me the apple and HOT BITCHES!

Comments

[tamburlaine.livejournal.com]

Religion Minor's Nitpick: Athena, not Artemis.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Whoever she is, she's about to get all up in that Menelaus/Helen-Paris/Helen ship war.

[tamburlaine.livejournal.com]

Hades hath no fury like etc., etc...

Agamemnon/Cassandra non-con angstfic FTW.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

Priam just wants some fluffy Paris/Helen fic. Why does Greece have to bash?

[mymatedave.livejournal.com]

You win an internets! Congrats