How the Trojan War started... briefly
Sep. 18th, 2008 10:46 amEris: Get yer apples, ripe juicy apples... but only to someone made of awesome!
Apollo: Why, yes, I am made of awe...
Hera/Artemis/Aphrodite: Grrr...
Apollo: Never mind.
Athena: We'll settle this by having a mortal judge our dispute!
Mortal World: THIS WILL END IN FIRE.
Hera: Paris, give me the apple and you will rule the world!
Athena: Paris, give me the apple and I shall make you both wise and a champion in war!
Aphrodite: Paris, give me the apple and HOT BITCHES!


Apollo: Why, yes, I am made of awe...
Hera/Artemis/Aphrodite: Grrr...
Apollo: Never mind.
Athena: We'll settle this by having a mortal judge our dispute!
Mortal World: THIS WILL END IN FIRE.
Hera: Paris, give me the apple and you will rule the world!
Athena: Paris, give me the apple and I shall make you both wise and a champion in war!
Aphrodite: Paris, give me the apple and HOT BITCHES!

