SUPREME MFING WIN!
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seriousficOkay, I know all the squee on the net is going to be about Gossip Girl, but y'all can suck it because Prison Break is back, bitches! SPOILERS!
No sooner has T-Bag received his new Mexican sidekick than he has to EAT HIM! TO SURVIVE! I CAN JUST PICTURE HIM DOING IT AND BLAMING SCOFIELD!
T-Bag: OM NOM NOM NOM! SCOFIELD!!1!!!! OM NOM NOM!!!!
"Ate some bad Mexican?" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Best lineof the evening ever!
Bellick got picked up from his jailbreak/illegal border crossing by his mom. Oh, Brad. Also, he and Sucre are now BFFs. It's funny, because on the one hand PB sucks at setting up its next season, so the first hour of the new one is "oh, did I remember to mention da-da-da-da-da?", but who cares, because the HOLY SHIT!-to-seconds-of-screentime is higher than, like, one of those clip shows that specializes in showing crazy animals.
Michael Scofield: Escapes prison by getting a full-body tattoo, planning out redundancy after redundancy, recruiting D.B. Cooper and a mob boss for help, seducing a bleeding-heart liberal doctor, starting a prison riot, digging a tunnel, having himself declared insane, holding the warden hostage, and that's just for BEGINNERS.
T-Bag: Escapes prison by SETTING A MOTHERFUCKING FIRE, BURN, BURN!
T-Bag thinks he's, like, the Lex Luthor to Michael's Superman, the evil twin, but he's really just Michael's retarded cousin. He's the Bizarro of Michael's Metropolis. And while Michael is supremely unlucky, T-Bag is super-lucky to compensate. They're like Mr. Glass and Bruce Willis. Holy FUCK I love this show.
Goodbye, crazy full-body tattoos. We know you're part of the show's emblemic iconography, but we'd also like Wentworth Miller to be able to wear something other than long sleeves anywhere. Plus, you're a pretty nifty metaphor for rebirth and shit.
Three weeks and Michael has a cork board full of information for Plan Kill Bitch With Gun. Do not piss Michael Scofield off.
Whistler, dead. That's how it rolls on Prison Break, baby. You died as you lived; with a gaping hole in your head. Wait...
Sara Tancreadi, back from the dead! The fix-it fic just became canon. It wasn't HER head, it was just A head.
Michael: HEY, BRO, THANKS FOR LETTING ME THINK MY GIRLFRIEND WAS DEAD FOR A MONTH. WAY COOL OF YOU.
Linc: Seriously, head, box. What was I supposed to do, check her dental records?
Michael: I WOULD HAVE DONE IT FOR YOU!
Holy shit, Team Scofield is officially the A-Team. GAME ON, MOFOS.
Gretchen is still alive. Oh, yay, she can get a better comeuppance. Like, umm, anything.
Six cards? Somewhere, in a JRPG AU, Michael and his party must gather six talismans and bring them to the Temple of the Company.
Creepy Black Company Man - Distant ancestor of Jubal Early? On far better meds?
Michael: Sucre, I have made it with Sara. Inform the crew.
This show must have a place in the fangirl hall of fame. In addition to all the hoyay you can eat between Michael and Sucre, there are a variety of studly men doing swoon-worthy things on behalf of their wimmins. MAHONE WILL TURN THE WORLD UPSIDE-DOWN FOR YOU, GIRL!
Low-points - FBI Guy is boring and a lousy actor. He may grow on me, but for now, eh. And did they need to stuff Mahone's family into the fridge right after they un-fridged Sara? Obviously things are probably not going to end with Mahone and Sucre and Michael and possibly Linc (Linc/Sofia y/n?) going on a quadruple-date, but I'm still assuming there was PG-13 torture and then hurt/comfort.
No sooner has T-Bag received his new Mexican sidekick than he has to EAT HIM! TO SURVIVE! I CAN JUST PICTURE HIM DOING IT AND BLAMING SCOFIELD!
T-Bag: OM NOM NOM NOM! SCOFIELD!!1!!!! OM NOM NOM!!!!
"Ate some bad Mexican?" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Best line
Bellick got picked up from his jailbreak/illegal border crossing by his mom. Oh, Brad. Also, he and Sucre are now BFFs. It's funny, because on the one hand PB sucks at setting up its next season, so the first hour of the new one is "oh, did I remember to mention da-da-da-da-da?", but who cares, because the HOLY SHIT!-to-seconds-of-screentime is higher than, like, one of those clip shows that specializes in showing crazy animals.
Michael Scofield: Escapes prison by getting a full-body tattoo, planning out redundancy after redundancy, recruiting D.B. Cooper and a mob boss for help, seducing a bleeding-heart liberal doctor, starting a prison riot, digging a tunnel, having himself declared insane, holding the warden hostage, and that's just for BEGINNERS.
T-Bag: Escapes prison by SETTING A MOTHERFUCKING FIRE, BURN, BURN!
T-Bag thinks he's, like, the Lex Luthor to Michael's Superman, the evil twin, but he's really just Michael's retarded cousin. He's the Bizarro of Michael's Metropolis. And while Michael is supremely unlucky, T-Bag is super-lucky to compensate. They're like Mr. Glass and Bruce Willis. Holy FUCK I love this show.
Goodbye, crazy full-body tattoos. We know you're part of the show's emblemic iconography, but we'd also like Wentworth Miller to be able to wear something other than long sleeves anywhere. Plus, you're a pretty nifty metaphor for rebirth and shit.
Three weeks and Michael has a cork board full of information for Plan Kill Bitch With Gun. Do not piss Michael Scofield off.
Whistler, dead. That's how it rolls on Prison Break, baby. You died as you lived; with a gaping hole in your head. Wait...
Sara Tancreadi, back from the dead! The fix-it fic just became canon. It wasn't HER head, it was just A head.
Michael: HEY, BRO, THANKS FOR LETTING ME THINK MY GIRLFRIEND WAS DEAD FOR A MONTH. WAY COOL OF YOU.
Linc: Seriously, head, box. What was I supposed to do, check her dental records?
Michael: I WOULD HAVE DONE IT FOR YOU!
Holy shit, Team Scofield is officially the A-Team. GAME ON, MOFOS.
Gretchen is still alive. Oh, yay, she can get a better comeuppance. Like, umm, anything.
Six cards? Somewhere, in a JRPG AU, Michael and his party must gather six talismans and bring them to the Temple of the Company.
Creepy Black Company Man - Distant ancestor of Jubal Early? On far better meds?
Michael: Sucre, I have made it with Sara. Inform the crew.
This show must have a place in the fangirl hall of fame. In addition to all the hoyay you can eat between Michael and Sucre, there are a variety of studly men doing swoon-worthy things on behalf of their wimmins. MAHONE WILL TURN THE WORLD UPSIDE-DOWN FOR YOU, GIRL!
Low-points - FBI Guy is boring and a lousy actor. He may grow on me, but for now, eh. And did they need to stuff Mahone's family into the fridge right after they un-fridged Sara? Obviously things are probably not going to end with Mahone and Sucre and Michael and possibly Linc (Linc/Sofia y/n?) going on a quadruple-date, but I'm still assuming there was PG-13 torture and then hurt/comfort.
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Date: 2008-09-02 10:34 pm (UTC)No, I'm not joking.
That's actually the lead from "The War at Home". It was an obscure Fox sitcom that once guest-stared Seth MacFarlane as an ephebophile. Still not joking.
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Date: 2008-09-03 01:21 am (UTC)Somehow, that just makes him MORE TERRIFYING.