Uhmm...

[seriousfic]

Y'all do know I was joking about Christian Bale commenting on Cher? He probably doesn't listen to Batman rumors. Why would he need to? Right now he's probably being buried alive for three days to prepare for the role of the Count in a Sesame Street movie. Because, you know, BALE!

Now, some of you may think that was a long way to a go for a "Bale doesn't get along with his mom" joke. Some of you may even say that Bale's mom isn't sixty. But hey, every minute that doesn't involve someone saying "but Batman NEEDS Robin, there should totally be an eight-year-old in Batman 3!" is a minute worth savoring.

Also, YES! YES! A THOUSAND TIMES YES!

Comments

[box-in-the-box.livejournal.com]

You fail.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

There is not enough fail in my every bone to negate the WIN of another Riddick movie. With this AND 4 Fast 4 Furious, I think it's safe to say Christmas has come early... and it's DIESEL-FUELED, BABY!!!

[box-in-the-box.livejournal.com]

He was good in The Iron Giant and Pitch Black, but everything else I've ever seen him in has been dogshit. Chronicles of Riddick merits its own subcategory of FAIL, filed under "anything ever touched by Akiva Goldsman." Honest to God, that fucker is so ruinous to everything he makes contact with that he could reduce Lexington Steele's foot-long dick at a three-incher just by brushing up against it. Goldsman is to good stories what anti-matter is to matter.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

SIR, I BELIEVE YOU DISCOUNT THAT, AS ADVERTISED, FAST & FURIOUS WILL BE A 'NEW MODEL' (i.e., film) BUT WITH THE 'ORIGINAL PARTS' (i.e., the cast members from the first film).

BUT, UNBELIEVER, HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THE POSSIBILITY THAT CAST MEMBERS COULD RETURN FROM THE SEQUEL, 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS, OR THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS: TOKYO DRIFT?

The mere possibility takes 4 Fast 4 Furious from WIN, to DANGEROUS AMOUNTS of WIN! Having opened this possibility, the sky is indeed the limit. Could Laura Roslin demand to airlock Paul Walker, claiming he's the fifth Cylon? Possible. Could the villain be Harvey "Two-Face" Dent, having survived the events of TDK and taken an interest in illegal street-racing? A COMPELLING possibility! All we can guarantee is that this movie will be both FAST, and what's more, FURIOUS! It's not quick and irate, oh no! It is FAST AND FURIOUS.

[box-in-the-box.livejournal.com]

I'm apparently the only heterosexual male in the world who found the Fast/Furious films to be incredibly boring. Paul Walker does not help. He is likewise Failboat. He is the Mormon Troy Donahue of the new millennium.

[seriousfic.livejournal.com]

I'm apparently the only heterosexual male in the world who found the Fast/Furious films to be incredibly boring.

I'll amend that to extremely butch lesbian, because there's no way you can dislike The Fast And The Furious oeuvre and call yourself a man. It's like a kitten not liking string, or a fangirl not writing about Batman fucking HeathLedger!Joker.

[galamb-borong.livejournal.com]

Your "!" made me realize how much more amusing it would be if all the Batman/HeathLedger!Joker slash was Batman/Heath Ledger RPS ( and I don't mean Christian Bale/Heath Ledger; I mean Batman/Heath Ledger ).

Well, assuming we're talking about the alive version of Heath Ledger...

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...though Batman fucking a dead Heath Ledger is a great symbol for the whole TDK franchise.

[box-in-the-box.livejournal.com]

Blah. :P

Cars racing? Boring.

Call me when they transform into robots.

[parsimonia.livejournal.com]

Someone is complaining about the existence of a goofy Batman villain? WELL, I NEVER! *monocle falls off face and into champaign glass* Yeesh, if she'd been created over 60 years ago, she would've been fleshed out (for lack of a better phrase) as a character, mythologized, become inseparable from the canon, and nobody would blink an eye at it.

I'd never heard of Orca or that story before this past weekend, but reading that blog post just makes it sound like classic campy Batman.

PS - Batman should totally adopt, like, an entire litter of orphaned 8-year-old acrobats in Batman 3. I'd watch it.

[parsimonia.livejournal.com]

Uhg, I fail at using LJ today. That comment was meant for this (http://seriousfic.livejournal.com/108696.html?mode=reply) post. Sorry.